eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
- punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
- if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
In case any of you were thinking about being sad today.
and in that moment i swear i forgot i have family on my facebook
WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES NO
A moment of silence for all the funny text posts that nobody’s seen because the person that posted them wasn’t tumblr famous