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rnilkbreath:

eaaasy  tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:

  1. punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
  2. if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one

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bffie:

 

In case any of you were thinking about being sad today.

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theimmortalironfists:

theimmortalironfists:

and in that moment i swear i forgot i have family on my facebook

WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES NO

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tatehorror:

A moment of silence for all the funny text posts that nobody’s seen because the person that posted them wasn’t tumblr famous

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